Sunny comeback

hello internet people. Its me. For the third time. In  a row.

IT is a big comeback, because I had an extraordinary month. It all began with surprises in school and ended with a hospital.

Are you interested? So let’s get down the rabbit hole with me.

At first, it was quite hard to begin. The last entry was on 7th September about the History classes. and yes,  I am so late that I can’t even understand why I am such  a loser and a sloth.

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School is going quite easy, quite interesting and boring. The routine is dreary there. Class after class. Homework after homework. And I am speaking not just about myself, as the seniors of the school, we are loosing our mind, because of enormous rush, a fast learning rate, high teacher’s requirements.. ARE WE ROBOTS? Like dude, come on, we don’t even have enough time for sleeping just because we are doing homework and learning stuff. We are not robots, we can’t learn everything in one week.

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me in math class.

OK that was a minute of crying, now lets talk about the adventures of mine in the hospital.

I didn’t get there by accident. IT was all planned months ago. I had a planned surgery to repair my nose, because I couldn’t breath normally. On Monday, I was operated on. It was all cool, I got a full anaesthesia, I wasn’t even nervous. My mom was more stressed than me. 😀
I woke up from that anaesthesia really easily. I was surprised why I can not breath through my lovely nose, but as incomplete mind girl I was explained that I just can’t blow my nose. And when I fully woke up, I was explained that they something did to my nose and there were two tampons in my nose, and I have to breath through the mouth.

I have spent three days in the hospital in total. I can say that food is not as bad as people say, it was even tasty and I even enjoyed it. Of course, it was boring. Time was passing by soooo slowly. But the nurses were so nice and friendly, and my doctor was a cool man. I can’t say that hospital is a horrible place.  And now you can call me crazy woman, but I kinda enjoyed being in the hospital. Even it is a boring place to be.

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And now I’m lying on a bed illuminated by the sun. I am enjoying the sun, I don’t know if I could stand the British weather, when it is cloudy most of the time. I need to get used to the cloudy days, and I practically am. But the sun is so pleasant.

Writers block are on me again. Please don’t be mad about this not really fluent text. I promise I will write better next time!

BTW HAVE YOU NOTICED MY NEW STYLE OF THE BLOG??? CREDITS ARE TO THIS GURL( she is improving her own blog style, so if you can’t enter that page, try another)


Best of wishes, see you soon!

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What does my dog say?

Heyyy!

So I was thinking a lot what should I write here. And then my dog came to my room barking because it wanted to jump on my bed, but I didn’t let it and hey, I came with an idea to represent my dog to the internet, because, believe me, she is hilarious.

CAM03094So I have an english bulldog. ( haha, I love cats, but I have dog, kinda funny plot twist 😀 )It is a female dog, and her name is Luta. She was born in 2008 April 23rd. Her zodiac sign is Taurus and she is Rat if we count when she was born according to the east zodiac. It may sound stupid, but she is like human and she has stroooooong character.

Characteristic:

  • She snores like a big 50-year-old man, or even louder. She snores louder than my dad (that is something, cause my dad does snore really loud). My friends are always making laugh from her when they hear her snoring. Well, they also make laugh from me, because I snore too, and WELL SORRY PEOPLE GENETIC IS CALLING, BETTER SHUT YOUR YEARS DOWN.
  • and she farts like a human. And these farts are reaaaaally stinky. Fun fact is, that she is scared of her own sounds she make form her butt. And my dad’s. Don’t know why, but when she or my dad make a fart, Luta just runs to another room being really scared. We make a guess that it is consequence of the New Year’s fireworks which broke our balconies’ windows 4 years ago.
  • Luta is veeeeeeeery stubborn dog and it drives me nuts. If she doesn’t want to go somewhere, she will take hold in the ground
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    stubborn chick

    and go nowhere. And then she’ll give me a glance saying: “why are you dragging me, I ain’t going nowhere, I wanna stand here and make you look like an idiot”. Believe me, I know what I’m saying, I’m living with this dog for 6 years.

  • She likes to sniff all the stinky stuff. And she knows that it makes me crazy. And she even does that on purpose, If I drag her from the standing position, she will go for 5 metres easily, but then she sees some bushes and sniffs it hard with her snoring sounds, and satisfaction comes within her deep nose noises.
  • Sometimes, when we are in our village, she eats chickens poo.
  • She doesn’t like water. When she was a little cutie doggy, she used to have fun in big bowl full of water, but then we took her to the river and she started drowning and from then, she is terrified with water.
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    no photographs, sir

    This dog is not camera’s man.

  • She is very keen on going on a trip with a car. Sometimes when we talk and accidentally say word “važiuoti” (in English all synonyms are cool: go,travel, drive, ride, etc) Luta will run over with her ears saying:” WE’RE GOING SOMEHWERE OH MY GOD TAKE ME WITH YOU”. She looks so sweet with her facial expression like this. Yes, you read right, she has facial expressions.

 

  • And now about them. Her eyes are like human’s. And she moves her ears to express herself. For example:’Get away from me’ expression: ears pulled up, sarcastic look.
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    ‘I was insulted’ expression: ears pulled down, hopeless look
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    ‘I don’t like you’ expression: ears in normal position, really sarcastical look
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    And a lot of more
    As you can see, she really likes poses of her left side.
  • The worst thing that my dog can do to you is just lick your face till you die.

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  • She likes to sleep in the middle of my bed. My bed is not very big, and she practically is taking half of my bed.
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  • Dad habituated her to sit on the armchair together with him while he is watching TV. She is big ass chick and I have no idea how they fit together because I don’t.
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  • Dad also habituated her to eat waffle cone filled with ice-cream. And no matter how silently you open the plastic pack of ice-cream, no matter how quietly you crunch the waffle, she will find you and she will bark on you until you give her that waffle.
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    I see that face every time I eat waffles.
  • Also Luta feels your emotions. When you are sad, she will set her bootie against yours and put her head on your knee and be with you. And when you are happy, she is happy too, she comes to me, meets me when I come home, asks me to scratch her back or ass a bit, and is good when we are walking outside.
  • She sleeps for approximately 20 hours per day.
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  • She has a lot of toys, and never plays with them, but nope, we can’t throw them away, because she will be sad and lost and ignore you for the rest of the day.
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    Her face after morning cuddling
  • Luta doesn’t like cuddling.
  • And she is on the diet. For 4 years now. Yeah, she had, and still has a lot of health problems, one of the biggest was her stomach, but when she  started eating only dry food (waffles don’t count), she got better and she have never tasted any meat since.
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    She is waking up my mom
  • She likes to wake me up in the mornings. And she does that really cute. She waits when you make a move, and then jump on the bed or just straight on you and will get to your face to see if your eyes are open. If yes, then she will lick you, if no, then she will lay back and sit and wait.
  • I make a guess that my dog is reincarnated cat. Sometimes she purrs when you scratch her ears and she likes to rub her head to people’s legs.
  • She is very very jealous of other pets, because she is very effeminated dog, like a little child Luta doesn’t share attention.
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  • She likes to watch the surroundings while sitting on the windowsill.

I guess these are the primmest things in her. But I can say that I can’t imagine my life without her. She is 5th member of family, she glues us all, she makes us laugh and happy. That dog is like a gift for us (yeah, 400$ gift from us to us).

 

that is all for the today. take care of yourselves and your pets if you have some 🙂
Stay fab, shave beard.
Domy, xxx

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Adventurious adventures of Domy

Hey ya’ll!

Domy has come back from her traveling.
okay, so as you already know it, I was in the countryside for the past 4 days. And today I wanna share my adventures there.

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<<THIS POST WILL BE QUITE LONG SO IF YOU HAVE TROUBLES WITH PEEING, GO TO THE TOILET NOW AND STAY DRY>>

DAY 1, TOILET ALL THE WAY

It was Thursday when it all began. As usual I packed my stuff and so, and about 1pm we left. Despite the fact we were only three people in the car, we needed to take the rat and dog with us because we had no place to left them. SO my parents were in the front seats and ME, RAT WITH A HUGE CAGE AND ENGLISH BULLDOG were sitting in the back squeezed…

We were traveling for about an hour and I had a nap. So my parents woke me up and nothing interesting had happened then. After we had a short meal, my parents decided to go on a mushroom hunt. Because I hate mushrooming, I didn’t go, and stayed at house with animals and started reading a book I had brought with myself. Then I heard a hard wind blowing outside. Not long after my parents came back saying it was too dangerous to stay in the wood because wind was really hard.

after 3,56 minutes ( I was looking at the watch, because I’m cool) rain has started. I thought it would destroy all house, because it was LIKE REALLY HARD. AND I PLANNED TO GO SWIMMING BUT NOOOOO RAIN HAD RUINED EVERYTHING. So I went to the kitchen and ate all cookies.

And then my mom called me. ” Domy look, the rainbow!!!”. but I didn’t mind, took way too big anorak and went to the toilet ((YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE NO PLUMBING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE AND WE HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET OUTSIDE THE HOUSE)). And when I got there, I saw the most amazing rainbow in my whole life. It’s sad that I couldn’t took better quality photo. 😦

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Several hour later I went to the toilet again, and saw this creepy thing.

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yup, I was located on the same toilet when I saw this creepy fog.

DAY 2, ADVENTURES ON THE ROAD

My dad woke me up saying “Domy wake up, we’re going to learn how to drive”.  HOLY SHIT I WAS WAITING THIS MOMENT FOR ENTIRE TEENAGE LIFE. So I got ready as quick as I could and we drove to the destination of learning.  I WAS SHAKING BECAUSE I HAD A FIRST NORMAL DRIVING LESSON. And things went really great. Well it is difficult to move a car at first, but ksljhgsrelkesjlgnesngvsaengbse;l I CAN DRIVE JESUS CHRIST I CAN DRIVE I CAN DRIVE AND I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE OH YEAHH.

that evening we had a barbecue and I ON MY WAY TO THE TOILET (again,LOL) I SAW THIS ENORMOUS CREEPY YELLOW THING

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brrrrr… and then I didn’t notice that I had lost my hair rubber. AND I FOUND OUT THIS WHEN IT WAS DARK. so I toke my phone to light my way. Not long after I found my hair rubber on the grass NEAR THE TOILET.

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hohohoho

and in the night me and my dad went to watch stars. Nothing to say here anymore 🙂

DAY 3, OR HOW I WAS LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND

yes, you read right. Because my grandmother’s brother lives in the same place, and has a lot of animals from chickens to pregnant cow. So he needed to go to the ball that evening, and he asked us to give water for a horse and a cow. Sooooooooooooo in the evening we hit the road to the cow and horse. Well, we needed to go to the fields between two forests, and you can see how wonderful the scenery was there.

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and here is me with a pregnant cow :))))))

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WE ARE SO PHOTOGENIC

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FARMER SEARCHES FOR A HUSBAND
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DAY 4, OR THE DAY WHEN I PROVED MY DRIVING SKILLS

nothing special has happened that day. In the morning I had another driving lesson with my dad, and soon after that we were going home when suddenly my dad stopped the car and said, ” show to mom what you learned and drive us to the town named Andrioniškis.” (TIP: I needed to drive about 10 km on a road full of cars). AND I DROVE THEM THERE OH MY GOD I DROVE AND DIDN’T KILLED ANYONE OH MY SWEET CHILI PEPPER. and when I drove them to that little town, me and dad switched positions and he got the wheel.

So this is it 🙂 there were all my adventures. Sad, but I didn’t find any centaurs to play pai sho with..  Well this post is quite long,

stay fab fellas, see ya’ll soon, Domy xxxx

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HOW I WAS CLEANING MY ROOM

hey party people!

Domy is here to tell you about her adventures in this crazy crazy world.

It is crazy, because I was cleaning my room  FOR  THE WHOLE DAY. Yes! IT IS POSSIBLE TO CLEAN ONE STUPID ROOM FOR A WHOLE DAY.

It all started at midday, when I was woken up by my mom. Well.. she was yelling “Dominique, WAKE UP YOU LAZY CHILD YOU’LL CUT ONE’S TEETH IN YOUR ASS”.So this is how my day began. Okay, let’s continue. My mom had to leave to her work early, so she told me to clean my room and to broom carpets and clean dusts. Oh and don’t forget to make chicken wings for dad.

Okay, I went to shower and blah blah blah. After that “blah blah blah” I began to clean the flat. Of course with the music turned on. So, it was kinda funny and all spiders had to be dieing from laughter because I was dancing and playing a broom-the-best-guitar-ever and oh don’t forget singing. THEN I REMEMBERED THAT I HAVEN’T DECIDED WHAT I WILL BE WEARING AT THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. So, I threw all stuff what I was doing, and opened my closet.  That is where the mess began.

After two hours of choosing clothes, I’ve finally decided what I’m gonna wear…

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DO NOT LOOK AT THAT FACE ITS HORRIBLE((I just noticed that this is 696th photo taken on that phone………………OH AND LOOK AT THAT MESS I HAVE MADE))

so, I was happy then. Until I went back to my room….

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I MADE THIS SHITTY MESS IN JUST 30 MINUTES CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE???????????????

And it’s not all. After 3 minutes in this messy mess, I remembered that I HAVEN’T marinated chicken WINGS.

I ran to the kitchen and began cooking dinner for dad, and THEN I REMEMBERED THAT I HAVEN’T DONE THE CLEANING IN THE LIVING ROOM WHERE I LEFT MY BROOM-THE-BEST-GUITAR-EVER… And the circle has been shut down. I finished cleaning the living room, but then the doorbell rang, what meant, that someone was at the door. Well, my dad came home earlier today (it was surprising) and told me that we are GOING TO THE COUNTRYSIDE TOMORROW, AND BE THERE TILL SUNDAY. oh my.

AND THEN *BUM*. I remembered (surprised? because I’m not.. I remembered so much stuff today) ((okay, a little introduction: Christians are celebrating the Assumption tomorrow, and it’s a play-day for us in Lithuania <I don’t know if it is a play-day in other countries, but Friday is work day>))  So I remembered that I needed to return books to the library on Friday, but I WON’T BE IN TOWN ON FRIDAY.

Shit always happens to me. I have quickly thrown all books to my bag and run the 6 minutes way in 3 minutes straight to the bus station.

And on my way to the library I REMEMBERED that I still haven’t cleaned my stupid room.

All in all, it took 2 hours to clean my bed, and one additional hour to clean the rest of my room.  So in total, I was cleaning (with these ‘oh shit, I remembered something’ and the trip to library) for about 5,5 hours. THAT IS MY OWN RECORD.

Tip: try to not remember random things when you are cleaning.

That is all. I hope you clean your rooms shorter.. ^^

Stay fab fellas, Domy xx

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This is my dog, who doesn’t like posing for photographs..

xxxx

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Basketball match and rain

hey,

For the past two days I have been working with this blogs appearance. Well it’s kinda hard work. All these buttons and programs, and specific speeches, and codes… brrr.. not for me, so this is why it took for me so long to do it, as I wanted.

Sooooo, yesterday I went to my first basketball match ever and all I can say: IT WAS AWESOME. The game, fans, dancers, it all was ;oijfieorjfgoiejrgoijegr. Feelings were incredible. Watching a game live was an amazing experience. And I promised to myself to go to basketball matches more often.

The next thing is about rainy days. So many people are dieing from boredom in these days. And *bum* today is the rainy day here in Lithuania, so I’ve decided to make a <<WHAT TO DO WHEN IT’S RAINING OUTSIDE>> list.

Here it is:

WHAT TO DO WHEN ITS RAINING OUTSIDE

1. Clean the room.
Yes, it seems boring as hell, but when you turn the music on, IT TURNS TO HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL HOME EDITION.

2. Experiment with new recipes
KITCHEN TIMEEEEE. Make a surprise for your family/friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/dog/cat/etc.

3. Excersise
If you want to stay fit, but you don’t have time for that, rainy days are the best time for that. Search in youtube for desirable excersise, turn music and go on!

4. Movie evening
Call some friends, buy lots of snacks, and turn the movie. I bet you’ll have amazing time with friends laughing, talking about silly things and even more

5. Reading
I bet 9/10 people don’t like reading just because they are too lazy to read. There are so many wonderful books in whole world and I think it’s not so hard to find one to read to.

6. Omegle/Chatroullete
It’s one of thing that people do when they are extremely bored – turn these live chats rooms. BE CAREFUL, ALMOST ALL OF THE PEOPLE THERE ARE CREEPY.

7. Handicrafts
Open google->type “handicrafts”-> press enter -> choose one of million suggestions -> good luck.

8. Youtube
There are millions and millions videos here, so you won’t be bored here: funny animals, movie trailers, music videos and a lot more.

9. BestVines
((suggested by my best friend Lucas, love you ))
A lot of funny videos are not only on youtube. There are everywhere. And this place has A LOT of home made funny videos to enjoy on a rainy day.

That’s all for today. I hope you enjoyed

Stay fab, lots of love, Domy xx

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